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by sean
Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the missing episode
Replies: 29
Views: 9907

{a long pause}
by sean
Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:40 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the missing episode
Replies: 29
Views: 9907

Here. Let me sit at the keyboard. I know what to do – they have one of these things for us to use down in the sewer.

{Norton sits in front of the computer}

{Norton gesticulates with hands to warm them up}

{pause}

{Norton continues to gesticulate}

Hello, keyboard!
by sean
Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the missing episode
Replies: 29
Views: 9907

I know what that is; that's one of those similarly things. You got to look at it sideways, you see. {tilts head left} You see; that's an ice cream cone with sprinkles in the middle. Now I'm going to be hungry whenever I see that.
by sean
Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:37 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the missing episode
Replies: 29
Views: 9907

Hey there, Ralphie Boy!

So that's your new personal computer. Hey, hey, hey; look at that. The rest of the world is going to have to keep up with the Kramdens now.

{examines computer}

640K of memory and a 1200 Baud modem! You've really got it made now, old pal-o-mine.
by sean
Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:37 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the missing episode
Replies: 29
Views: 9907

{Norton enters}

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{applause}
by sean
Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:03 am
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: Sky Lab
Replies: 16
Views: 3759

Wait a minute! Wait just one minute. No wonder.

Okay - who posted "Day Four"￾ before "Day Three"?
by sean
Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:58 am
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: Sky Lab
Replies: 16
Views: 3759

Image What's happening here? The preliminary analysis of the test results show that my hypothesis is entirely in error. But it can't be. How could I have been so wrong?
by sean
Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:31 pm
Forum: Modern Calendar of Events
Topic: Happy Birthday Cherry Capri!
Replies: 14
Views: 5229

february two
the groundhog emerges and
cheers our miss capri
by sean
Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:54 am
Forum: Mid Century Modern Preservation Discussion
Topic: 1947 Blog in the Times Today!
Replies: 1
Views: 646

Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in!
by sean
Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:44 am
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: Sky Is Dead
Replies: 22
Views: 5539

The Solution

I knew it was you all along. It was you who paid Cherry Capri to weave me into her world wide web of lies. She knew that I would know that she was lying, and I knew that she would know that I was lying. For Sky's sake, I let her to pretend that she didn't know what I knew. And I pretended that I did...
by sean
Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:14 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: Sky Is Dead
Replies: 22
Views: 5539

It couldn't be Lynxwiler. Lynxwiler is a made guy, and a made guy would never rub out another made guy, like Sky, without authorization from you-know-who. I'm not saying that he didn't; I'm just saying that he's not that stupid. No, Lynxwiler was a pickled herring on a nice hard roll, with plenty of...
by sean
Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:16 am
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: Sky Is Dead
Replies: 22
Views: 5539

Where were YOU, sir, when Sky met his maker? Well, look who was sleeping during Remedial Detective 105. Guys like you come and go like flies. You're barking up the wrong bush, bright boy. I'm not Juan Valdez, and this isn't "Murder on the Lotta Living Express." And it isn't just me saying...
by sean
Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:34 am
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: Sky Is Dead
Replies: 22
Views: 5539

Don'ts keeps us alls ins suspenders! Maybe it was you, LA Kevin, the master thief who stole the affidavits! You couldn't keep your suspenders on last night, could you? That's right; last night, when I was on stakeout outside the swank pad of one C. Capri. I have it all right here in chartreuse and ...
by sean
Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:54 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: Sky Is Dead
Replies: 22
Views: 5539

by sean
Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:39 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: Sky Is Dead
Replies: 22
Views: 5539

http://bd-foto.com/photos/lottaliving/sky_graphics/avatars/medium/00999_000035394_humphrey_bogart_4.jpg My name is Fizz Smirnoff. By day, I'm a private detective: a private eye, a shamus, a gumshoe, a snoop, a dick. By night - well, let's not get into that. You don't want to know, and I'm not going...
by sean
Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:06 am
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

Don't you go away! We'll be right back.
by sean
Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:51 am
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

And now, "The Mod Show" presents - the Mighty Sky Art Players in another edition of "Tea Time Movie."
by sean
Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:26 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

I'll have you know that this is tea in my tea cup.

{holds up cup}
by sean
Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:21 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

I'm not dead.
by sean
Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

Yes, we are back.
by sean
Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:02 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

Hi-ho!
by sean
Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:01 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

How fat was she?
by sean
Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:59 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

{only one who laughs}
by sean
Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:54 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

How square were they?
by sean
Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:39 pm
Forum: Everything Else and the Kitchen Sink
Topic: the mod show
Replies: 61
Views: 19298

the mod show

sean= http://bd-foto.com/photos/lottaliving/sky_graphics/avatars/00999_000035402_the_mod_show_ed_mcmahon_4.jpg sky= http://bd-foto.com/photos/lottaliving/sky_graphics/avatars/00999_000038623_carson_from_the_mod_show_4.jpg Live from beautiful historic Downey, California , it's "The Mod Show"...
by sean
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:35 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: lotta living for dummies
Replies: 29
Views: 15831

O N E ... H U N D R E D ... P O S T S ! {pinkie grin}
by sean
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:33 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: lotta living for dummies
Replies: 29
Views: 15831

Outtake Five. Who's the cat with the bad teeth?

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by sean
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: lotta living for dummies
Replies: 29
Views: 15831

Outtake Four. Weren't you in "Sleeper"?

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by sean
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:30 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: lotta living for dummies
Replies: 29
Views: 15831

Outtake three. Who does your hair?
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by sean
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:29 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: lotta living for dummies
Replies: 29
Views: 15831

Ottake Two. Smarter than the average bear.

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