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Happy Felix Unger Day!

Postby sky » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:09 pm

Narrator wrote:On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?

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Postby sky » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:57 am

Bump.

(But is it Unger or Ungar?)

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Postby Futura Girl » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:21 pm

Happy FUD!!!
I'm gonna keep on the run... I'm gonna have me some fun if it costs me my very last dime.
If I wind up broke up, well, I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time

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Postby sky » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:25 am

I used to bring in Felix Unger (or Ungar) Day donuts every year wherever I worked. So once a new guy told me that he had never heard of this holiday. "They celebrate it everywhere I ever worked,"￾ I said. "Really?"￾ he replied. I don't think he got it, but of course they did.

Anyway, here's a virtual Felix Unger (or Ungar) Day donut for everyone.

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Postby nichols » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:49 am

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Postby sky » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:02 pm

Exactly, Chris. I used to buy them from here:
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Postby Lynxwiler » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:52 pm

Ha! That's great.

Happy FU day to you too.

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Postby sky » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:16 am

fu wrote:We're all out of cornflakes.

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Postby sky » Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:04 am

fu wrote:It's not spaghetti, it's linguine.

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Postby sky » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:51 am

This is a message from the Felix Ungar/Unger Day early warning system.

fu wrote:You just don't know, because you have to MAKE gravy, it doesn't come!

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Postby sky » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:08 am

fu wrote:I'm a neurotic nut, but you're crazy!

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Postby sky » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:54 am

Oscar Madison wrote:I know him. He's too nervous to kill himself. Wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

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Postby sky » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:47 am

fu wrote:Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

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Re: Happy Felix Unger Day!

Postby sky » Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:29 am

Murray wrote:A whole bottle of pills! My God, get an ambulance!

Oscar Madison wrote: Wait a minute, will ya? We don't even know what kind!

Murray wrote:What difference does it make? He took a whole bottle!

Oscar Madison wrote:Well, maybe they were vitamins! He could be the healthiest one in the room!

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Re: Happy Felix Unger Day!

Postby sky » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:06 am

Murray wrote:A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?

Oscar Madison wrote:Felix, the nut, that's who! Can you imagine getting a thing like that? She even had to tip the kid a quarter.


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