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LottaLiving.com • And now … The MCM Apprentice
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And now … The MCM Apprentice

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:44 pm
by sky
Day One.

My name is Donald Trump. I built a vast empire from sweat and chutzpah, and now I'm looking for an apprentice to help me run my vast empire. From the Trump Tower to the Trump Bigger Tower to the Trump Biggest Tower, I've trumped every obstacle that ever stood in my way. Do you have what it takes to be my apprentice?

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:44 pm
by sky
Here's how it works. In this game, it's every person for themselves. Your first assignment is to assign yourself a clever business name, like "Trump's Apprentice," except that you can't use "Trump's Apprentice" because I already own that one. In fact, you can't use anything that starts with "Trump"; I own them all. Think of a different clever business name and post that back here by this time tomorrow, and be ready for your first assignment.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:45 pm
by sky
Day Two.

Okay. Let's see how you did. Carolyn, what are the team names?

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:46 pm
by JulieB
First, we have Futura Girl, competing as "Futura Earnings Corp.," and I understand that she already has a web site, a message board, a chat room, and "Futura Earnings" T-shirts for sale.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:46 pm
by sky
Nice.

Who else?

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:47 pm
by JulieB
Next is Joe, competing as "Oregon House."

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:48 pm
by sky
I don't get it. What does that mean? Do I own anything in Oregon? Who cares about Oregon?

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:48 pm
by sean
I don't get it either.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:48 pm
by sky
Shut up, George.

Who else, Carolyn?

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:49 pm
by JulieB
Next is SDR, competing as "Bender Inc."￾

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:49 pm
by sky
I don't get it. What does that mean? Bend over? Bend under? What?

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:50 pm
by JulieB
Next is moderns-r-us competing as "Moderns-r-me."￾

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:51 pm
by sky
I don't get it? Moderns-r-me - does that make sense? Isn't there already an r-me franchise? How about Trump-r-me, or do I already own that?

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:51 pm
by JulieB
Next is Matt Deckard competing as "Matt Deckard."￾

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:52 pm
by sky
I get that! Very good. I like it.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:52 pm
by sean
I like it too.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:52 pm
by sky
Shut up, George.

Can you speed it up, Carolyn? I haven't got all day. I got the Trump Helicopter waiting to take me to Trump Country Club for the big Trump Bridge Tournament.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:54 pm
by JulieB
Let's see, there's also:

Chimay competing as "Chimay Worth Inc."￾
Modfan competing as "Mod Profit Corp."￾
Nichols competing as "Omni-chols Enterprises."￾
I Luv Power competing as "Enron 2."￾
Sienna competing as "CNA Corp."￾
And Luke Trash competing as "Darth Modern Unlimited"￾

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:55 pm
by sky
This looks like a good group. Now everyone get a good night's rest, enjoy your accommodation at Trump Virtual Penthouse, and be back here tomorrow at 10:00 sharp.

And one more thing: I don't want to hear any more "Trump Hair Jokes." I've heard them all, right down to the orange toupee on Howard Johnson's outhouse. I get it; I have bad hair. Okay? Now good night.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:56 pm
by JulieB
Day Three.

It's 10:00, and everyone is present and accounted for, Boss.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:57 pm
by sky
Your first assignment is to build a mid-century modern house using only a single deck of playing cards. These aren't ordinary playing cards; these are "Trump Playing Cards," a standard deck of 56 cards, each with my likeness, and not counting the two Jokers, George and Carolyn.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:57 pm
by JulieB
That's a good one, Boss!

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:58 pm
by sky

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:58 pm
by sean

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:00 pm
by sky

Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:20 am
by sid
I'll be the Tramp Mr. Trump. Or, shall I be bendher? Let me know sir.

Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:34 am
by SDR
The man is mad ! This thing is on auto-pilot; no extraneous participation required -- even by the participants !

I'm sitting back and waiting for my first million to roll in. (Unbeknownst to Mr Trump, my house of cards has been planted somewhere in his voluminous coif, and has a radio-controlled detonation device attached to the Jack of spades. Now, where did I put my cell-phone. . .?)


Bender likes Cruise Control

Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:21 am
by sky

Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:22 am
by JulieB

Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:23 am
by sean