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Postby sky » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:42 pm

It's been said that a monkey in front of a typewriter over an infinite period of time will eventually produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Well, that same monkey over a few weeks will produce ...

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Postby JulieB » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:43 am

Last week the Mod Family appeared on the "MCM Family Feud:"￾

http://www.lottaliving.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=5660

And now, the first episode of "Meet the Mods."

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Postby sky » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:51 am

Episode 1: "The Ferret Also Rises"￾

Scene 1: The Mod's modern home.

Image If it weren't for my annual prostate exam, I wouldn't get any action at all.
Image Yes, I know. You said that to the world on the MCM Family Feud. I can't believe you did that!
Image You told the world that I couldn't satisfy you sexually. It's not as if you even give me a chance anymore.
Image It's different now. We're not the same people we used to be.
Image What's different? We used to make love all the time, Maude, anywhere and anytime. Do you remember the tree house? That day at Zody's? The moving sidewalk at LAX? We practically invented the mile-high club on the ground.
Image It's just different now. We have too many secrets. {long pause} Alice has been acting strangely lately - dropping hints about our past. She knows; she could tell.
Image Alice would never tell; she's been with the family for {thinking} well, forever. She's kept our secret for thirty years, why would she spill the beans on us now?
Image She spills the beans in the kitchen all the time lately. Literally.
Image She's old, Maude. Those things happen.
Image Yes, those things do happen. Accidents happen. Maybe you can arrange another accident just for Alice. And soon.
Image I can't, Maude, not Alice. She deserves better.
Image She was your first, wasn't she?

Image {enters} Dinner's ready! Come and get it.

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Postby sky » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:53 am

Episode 1, Scene 2: The psychiatrist's couch.

Image I don't think we're making any progress, Doctor Iflem. Do you think I'll ever get my memory back?
Image Signs point to yes.
Image I had that dream again last night, the one where the tiger eats my nose. I want to borrow Maude's nose, but she has a date with Mick Jagger, and Mom and Dad don't even notice that my nose is gone. Maude, Maude, Maude, even in my dreams, I can't escape her. But I don't hate her. Is that strange?
Image My reply is no.
Image Last week, I was on a game show on the Internet. Did you see it - the MCM Family Feud?
Image Better not tell you now.
Image Anyway, when it was my turn, I had another panic attack. You know the ones where my mind just goes blank.
Image It is decidedly so.
Image The game show host - this really hot guy - he called me "Jan" instead of "Ann" and I flipped. Do you think that means anything?
Image You may rely on it.

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Postby sky » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:54 am

Episode 1, Scene 3: LAPD Parker Center.

Image What's shaking, Lieutenant Chimay?
Image I'm reopening the Rod Mod case. I saw him last week on the Internet - the MCM Family Feud, on Lotta Living.
Image Lotta Living - right, I surf there all the time. Great site. {long pause} Rod Mod? You mean "The Brady Bunch"￾ case?
Image That's the one. He looked scared, like something is about to crack. I ordered some wiretaps. Let's see what the tap drags in.
Image Wiretaps? Based on new evidence - that he looked scared?
Image I don't need any evidence. He's a terrorist, a really bad dude.
Image Be careful, Lieutenant. You've been obsessed with this case for years, and that clouds your decision-making.
Image I need you to do me a favor. Create a Myspace ID for an attractive young girl. Then make contact with "Hot Ferret Guy"￾ - that's Vlade Mod. See what he knows.
Image I'll do my best. {pause} Ummm. This is good coffee.

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Postby sky » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:57 am

Episode 1, Scene 4: The Mod's modern home.

Image Daaaaad! There's a ferret stuck in the Eames chair again.
Image {shouting from upstairs} Can't you get Vlade to take care of it, Dear?
Image Vlade take care of it? That's a laugh. He's locked himself in his room again. I bet he's on Myspace, talking to some ho's.

Vlade's room.

Image Yes! "Black Lace and Bondage" is asking me for an an add, once again proving that ferrets are babe magnets.

( http://www.myspace.com/vlademod )

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Postby sky » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:59 am

Episode 1, Scene 5: The DWR showroom.

Image All this modern furniture is making me hot.
Image It is not the furniture, my dear; it is our lust that is on fire.
Image Take me, Ben, right here on this LC4 lounge. Now, Ben! That's right. That's it. There. Yes, yes, yes ... {and fade out}

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Postby JulieB » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:01 am

Next week on "Meet the Mods:"

Image I don't know, but Mom said she did that once. It's in my blood.

Image Someone put crown molding in this ferret house.

Image No, vegetables are sensual; people are sensuous.

Image He's gone too far this time.

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Postby Joe » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:35 pm

how can you talk about "mods" and not include scooters???

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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:50 am

Last week on "Meet the Mods:"

Image If it weren't for my annual prostate exam, I wouldn't get any action at all

Image The game show host - this really hot guy - he called me "Jan" instead of "Ann" and I flipped. Do you think that means anything?

Image Be careful, Lieutenant. You've been obsessed with this case for years, and that clouds your decision-making.

Image Vlade take care of it? That's a laugh. He's locked himself in his room again. I bet he's on Myspace, talking to some ho's.

And now, Episode 2:

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:55 am

Episode 2: "Ferrets in the Stream"￾

Scene 1: The Galleria.

Image If we don't find our prom dresses today, we'll just have to go naked.
Image We're going to wind up naked anyway, so we'd be saving both time and money.
Image I liked that strapless periwinkle dress with the multicolored sequins, but it cost {exaggerated} six hundred dollars.
Image Your Dad will buy it for you. You know he will.
Image Not my Dad. Well, he may let me buy it, but then I'll be picking up ferret shaving cream for the rest of my life. Ugh!
Image {glances at the girls as he walks by}
Image Did you see the way he looked at you, Modesta?
Image He was cute! {pause} But I've already got two dates for the prom.
Image Two dates! How are you going to handle that?
Image I don't know, but Mom said she did that once. It's in my blood.
Image {glances at the girls as he walks by}
Image That one gave me the creeps. Yuck-o-roni!
Image He looked familiar.
Image Look, girls; hot dog on a stick!

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:56 am

Episode 2, Scene 2: The Mod's modern home; Vlade's room.

Image {speaking as he's typing} I've been told it's way above average.
Image {speaking as he's reading} That sounds so nice. Do you want to hook up?
Image {typing} Are you kidding me, BLB? Yes! When?
Image {reading} One week from tonight!
Image {typing} Where?
Image {reading} Meet me at Senor Fred on Ventura Boulevard.
Image {typing} How will I know it's you?
Image {reading} I'll be wearing black lace, silly boy.

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:00 am

Episode 2, Scene 3: The architect's office.

Image Unbelievable! {points to magazine photo}
Image What?
Image Someone put crown molding in this ferret house.
Image Will you stop it with the ferrets already? If we don't get a real commission soon, I'm out of here. I'd rather design McMansions than another ferret house.
Image We're the only modern ferret design build firm in LA. Where are people supposed to go for a post and beam ferret house if not us?
Image I don't care. I want to practice my craft. It wasn't like this when your Dad was alive.
Image The firm was failing when my Dad was alive. And he did it on purpose too, to teach me a lesson. If not for that freak accident {stops suddenly}
Image {sympathetically} You don't have to say it. I know what happened.
Image You have no idea.

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:02 am

Episode 2, Scene 4: The supermarket.

Image Yes, Mam, those are fresh. I unpacked them just this morning. {and moves on}
Image {picks up and examines a cucumber}
Image {enters and picks up a cucumber} I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Image No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Image That's right. How are you, Maude?
Image I'm still here, thank you. I see you haven't progressed from "Animal House" yet.
Image Progressed? No, I guess not.
Image Is this another one of your chance meetings, Chimay?
Image Maude. {pause} Maude, it's time to stop running. I know it was Rod.
Image We're not running anywhere, Chimay. It's you who's running; running all over town, spying on my little girl.
Image She made me, huh?
Image {Coolly} Goodbye, Chimay. Here. {hands him her cucumber} I think you know what to do with this.

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:05 am

Episode 2, Scene 5: The moderator's modern home.

Image {speaking while looking at the computer screen} He's gone too far this time.
Image Who?
Image Who do you think - Mr. Potty Fingers.
Image What did he do now? He didn't post "The Penis Dialogues" in the Main Discussion forum, did he?
Image I wish that's all it was. You didn't see "Meet the Mods" in MidMod Entertainment? It's filthy! I'm pulling the thread.
Image No, wait; I haven't read it yet.

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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:07 am

Next week on "Meet the Mods:"

Image So you wouldn't mind if I come with you.

Image It's very difficult to get him to chat about anything other than S E X.

Image Reply hazy, try again.

Image Not even the freaky one. I bet he's great.

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Postby sean » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:13 am

"Meet the Mods"￾ moves to Fridays!

Tune in, turn on, and flip out on March 10 for Episode 3.


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Postby JulieB » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:35 am

Last week on "Meet the Mods:"

Image I don't know, but Mom said she did that once. It's in my blood.

Image {reading} I'll be wearing black lace, silly boy.

Image We're the only modern ferret design build firm in LA. Where are people supposed to go for a post and beam ferret house if not us?

Image Maude, it's time to stop running. I know it was Rod.

And now, Episode 3:

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Postby sky » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:38 am

Episode 3: "The Ferrets of Spring"￾

Scene 1: The Mod's modern home.

Image It's the biggest ferret convention in North America. I'll be gone a week.
Image That's the fourth convention in South Dakota this year. Do you have a girl friend there, or what?
Image No. Look, ferrets are huge in South Dakota. This is a very important event. The Buckminster Fuller ferret dome is going to be on display.
Image So you wouldn't mind if I come with you.
Image {puzzled look}
{doorbell rings}
Image {shouting from upstairs} That's my dates. I'm not ready!
Image {opens door}
Image
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Image We're here to pick up Modesta. We're her dates.
Image All three of you?
Image Well, I guess a little one-upmanship between mother and daughter is a good thing.
Image All three of you?

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Postby sky » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:39 am

Episode 3, Scene 2: Carney's Sunset Blvd.

Image So what did you find out?
Image Hot Ferret Guy is a typical adolescent male. It's very difficult to get him to chat about anything other than S E X.
Image You should be able to use that to your advantage. Rod Mod is flying to South Dakota in a few days; he may bolt. I need information, and quick. Do whatever you have to tonight.
Image Roger that. Ummm. This is good coffee.

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Postby sky » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:40 am

Episode 3, Scene 3: The psychiatrist's waiting room.

Image {on the way out} Thank you, Doctor. So, it wasn't just my imagination?
Image It is decidedly so.
Image {on the way in} Dr Iflem! Thank God, you're right on time today. I had a breakthrough!
Image Reply hazy, try again.

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Episode 3, Scene 4: Nuetra High School Gymnasium.

Image He looks so hot!
Image Which one?
Image They all do. Which one are you going to do it with? First, I mean.
Image On Prom night? Yuck, no. That's so cliche!
Image Not even the freaky one. I bet he's great.
Image When you were a little girl, didn't your father ever read you the parable of the ferret?
Image The parable of the ferret?
Image Listen. Once there was this wise old grasshopper, who lived in the village. Also in the village were three spry young ferrets ...

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Postby sky » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:46 am

Episode 3, Scene 5: Senor Fred, Ventura Blvd.

In the parking Lot.

Image + Image {arrives on a mod scooter}


At the bar.

Image {sitting, waiting, checks watch}

Image {enters}

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Postby JulieB » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:48 am

Next week on "Meet the Mods:"

Image Oh, God! You knew "Hot Ferret Guy"￾ was me!

Image You don't think I'd do it, do you?

Image SAVE THE BROWN DERBY!

Image Don't count on it.


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Postby JulieB » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:18 am

Last week on "Meet the Mods:"

Image It's the biggest ferret convention in North America. I'll be gone a week.

Image Rod Mod is flying to South Dakota in a few days; he may bolt. I need information, and quick. Do whatever you have to tonight.

Image Dr Iflem! Thank God; I had a breakthrough!

Image Didn't your father ever read you the parable of the ferret?

And now, Episode 4:

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Postby sky » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:21 am

Episode 4: "A Farewell to Ferrets"￾

Scene 1: Senor Fred, Ventura Blvd.

Image So, was that even your photo in the profile?
Image Well, it is from a few years ago, but yes, it is.
Image Oh, god! You knew "Hot Ferret Guy"￾ was me.
Image Yes, of course. Sometimes a young man needs a woman with experience to help him get started.
Image What do we do now?
Image {strokes Vlade's hand} Let's go back to the house.
Image Your room or mine?

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Postby sky » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:23 am

Episode 4, Scene 2: The Mod's modern home.

Image You don't think I'd do it, do you?
Image Do what?
Image Go with you to your convention.
Image I couldn't stop you even if I wanted to. Are you coming or not?
Image No. I don't think I will.
Image Good.

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Postby sky » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:30 am

Episode 4, Scene 3: Los Feliz Blvd.

Image Image Image {an angry mob} STOP THE PILLAGE NOW! STOP THE PILLAGE NOW!
Image SAVE THE BROWN DERBY!
Image HELL NO, WE WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANOTHER HISTORIC BUILDING.
Image That's kind of wordy, don't you think?
Image SAVE THE BROWN DERBY!
Image UP AGAINST THE WALLS!
Image Image Image {police in riot gear}
{loud popping sound starts a riot}
Image Image Image >>>> !!! <<<< Image Image Image
Image Come on - let's get out of here!
Image {falls and bumps head}


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