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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:25 am

Welcome to the Lotta Living Shopping Network!

We are your 24/7 marketplace for modern merchandise at modest prices in the Mondo Lounge.

There's no auctioning or bidding here. Our modern goods are marked down so low already that we're practically giving them away. Isn't that right, JulieB?
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:26 am

That's right, Sky. That is if there's anything left to give away after I make a purchase or two, or three, or four.

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:27 am

And talk about quality! At LLSN, we don't even have a return/refund policy. As soon as our goods ship, we like to say "Mission Accomplished,"￾ and the money we save trickles right back to you!

Let's start off with a segment we call "Furniture Alley."￾ Show them what we've got, JulieB.
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:28 am

First up is this Nelson Bubble Lamp:

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:29 am

Wow!

What a way to start the show. I'm speechless. These stylish lamps are the epitome of 1960s culture. I've seen ordinary bubble lamps like that that sell for thousands of dollars, and they're not near the quality of these lamps. What did you say was the LLSN price for these lamps, JulieB?
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:30 am

The LLSN price is just $12!

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:31 am

Unbelievable. And look at that - we've been on the air for only five minutes, and there are already 135 quality Nelson Bubble lamps sold. These lamps aren't going to last long, folks.

What's that?

I've just been told that we're all out of Style B.
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:32 am

That's just the way it is here on LLSN. When you have the merchandise, and the quality, and the price, well, you just can't afford to dilly-dally out there. Snooze, and you lose!

And ordering from LLSN is so easy - just PM any Lotta Living moderator, specify the item number, and provide two credit card numbers and a Paypal account

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:32 am

Let's move along to our next item here on "Furniture Alley."￾ I'm told that this is going to be our biggest seller ever!
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:33 am

That's right, Sky; it's the sounds-like Eames Desk:

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:33 am

Is that price a typographic error? Are those desks really just $99?

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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:34 am

Just a minute, Sky; we have Mr. Richard Fedder from Fort Lee, New Jersey online, and he's just bought three sounds-like Eames desks.

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Postby sean » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:35 am

Hello.

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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:35 am

Hello, Mr. Fedder. Are you happy about your purchase today?

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Postby sean » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:36 am

You bet! I keep looking over my shoulder for the police because it was such a steal! My neighbor bought the same desk at - can I say the name of that big box store? Anyway, you know who I mean - and he paid $1200 for the exact same desk that cost me $99 on the Lotta Living Shopping Network.

Am I still on?

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:37 am

Mr. Fedder, it's me, Sky. Can you tell me, was it easy to make your purchase on LLSN?
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Postby sean » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:38 am

Easy as pie, Sky. And the LLSN moderators were so smart and friendly, I asked one of them to marry me, and we did, and now we're going to have a baby!

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:41 am

Well, congratulations. Keep tuned to LLSN, then, because we're going to have a segment coming up that we like to call "Baby Alley."￾

But first, let's move on to "Cocktail Alley."￾ JulieB. What do we have there?
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:41 am

We have the Double "O"￾ Martini Mix:

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:43 am

You know, JulieB, I don't usually like to talk about my personal life, but I was at a party last weekend, and we all got shitfaced drinking Double "O"￾ martinis. It was the best time I've ever had in my life!

Every girl is a Bond girl after a few of these Double "O"￾ martinis.

At one dollar each, these won't last long. So, let's move on to "Music Alley,"￾ shall we?
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:43 am

Next, on "Music Alley" is the King Kukulele Ukulele:

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:43 am

You know, after a few Double "O"￾ martinis, even the ukulele starts to sound good.
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:44 am

So, drink a Double "O"￾ martini, and then play the ukulele while sitting at your sounds-like Eames desk under the glow of your Major Nelson Bubble lamp.

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:44 am

I couldn't have said it better!

JulieB, do we have anything on "Bowling Alley"￾ today?
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:45 am

You better believe it, Sky. We have these:

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:45 am

Oh my God! Are those authentic Richard Nixon Bowling pins?

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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:46 am

That's right, Sky. Before he knocked down the presidency, Richard Nixon personally knocked down pins just like these inside the White House. These pins are sold in sets of one, and each comes with a letter authenticating that these pins were purchased from the Lotta Living Shopping Network.

They're $7.50 each, Sky.

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:47 am

We're almost to the break, but I don't want to do that without first visiting "Fashion Alley."￾

What do we have on "Fashion Alley"￾ today, JulieB?
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Postby JulieB » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:47 am

We have something very special, Sky. These are David Niven smoking jackets - just like the one he wore in the original "Pink Panther."￾

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Postby sky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:48 am

We should point out that our model has accessorized the smoking jacket by donning a perfectly fabulous crown, but the crown is not included with this item.

What's that?

I can't believe it! My producer has just told me that the next twenty purchasers of the smoking jacket will receive the crown accessory absolutely free of charge. Ladies and gentlemen, these smoking jackets won't last, so place your orders now!

Thank you for watching the Lotta Living Shopping Network. We'll be right back!
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