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Bagels of Steel

Postby sean » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:14 pm

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Sky!
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Postby sky » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:15 pm

Vee geyts?

I heard that we have some new tatellahs, and are expecting others, right here on Lotta Living. So, you couldn't have told me sooner?

I'm so excited, I could platz. Mazel tov!

Today on "Bagels of Steel,"￾ we will be showing you how to make a baby's bassinet out of ordinary bagels.
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Postby sky » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:15 pm

Step one. We take an ordinary bagel, like this:

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Postby sky » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:15 pm

Step two. We prepare the bagels:

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Postby sky » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:16 pm

Step three. We form the bagels:

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Postby sky » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:17 pm

Step four. A little schmutz here and there, and we're done!

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Postby sky » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:17 pm

There you have it! It's inexpensive, it's attractive, and God forbid there's nothing to nosh, it's edible.

Enough already. We'll see you next week on "Bagels of Steel"￾ when we make Nuetra-style street numbers out of ordinary bagels.

Zay gezunt!
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Postby sky » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:37 pm

Step one: We start with ordinary matzoh:

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Postby sky » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:37 pm

Step two. A little schmutz here and there, and we're done!

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Postby sky » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:38 pm

There you have it! A new matzoh roof and since we bought one of those huge boxes for Passover, we had enough left to finish the deck.

Enough already. We'll see you next week on "Bagels of Steelâ"￾ when we make a schmata, that you can wear to a fancy-schmancy Modcom function, out of ordinary bagels.

Zay gezunt!

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