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Postby sky » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:12 am

You mean like this:
Play miniature golf. It's a euphemism for SEX!

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Postby sean » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:13 am

It's not a euphemism, Sky; it's the real deal! And go bigger.

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Postby sky » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:14 am

Miniature golf - it's all about SEX!
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Postby sean » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:15 am

Bigger!

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Postby sky » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:17 am

Play miniature golf - it's like great SEX all night long!
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Postby sean » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:17 am

Great! Now change the subject on the first post to say something about sex.

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Postby JulieB » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:18 am

Don't do it, Sky! Miniature golf is a wholesome family game.

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Postby sean » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:18 am

Go ahead, Sky. Sex sells!

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Postby JulieB » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:18 am

Don't do it, Sky!

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Postby sky » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:19 am

I'm so confused!

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Postby sean » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:19 am

You're the only person to use the word "penis"￾ on Lotta Living. You can do it!

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Postby sky » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:20 am

JulieB, what should I do!?

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Postby JulieB » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:20 am

It's your conscience; I can't stop you. But remember - whatever you do, you'll have to live with it.

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Postby sean » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:21 am

Do it, Sky!

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Postby sky » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:21 am

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

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Postby sean » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:23 am

Attaboy! Now, re-post the next hole and say something suggestive.

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Postby sky » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:23 am

Who wants to play around!

Hole 3, Par 4.

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Postby moderns-r-us » Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:13 pm

You got me ! Here goes!

1,6,7,13,14,8,9,15,16
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Postby sky » Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:38 pm

The ball fell through a trap at 7, and landed on a disconnected green between 36 and 42. Don't expect another miracle eagle on your next shot, MRU. Just when I thought you had x-ray vision (like The Pregnant Avenger), it turns out that you're only mortal.

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"Play Miniature Golf!" has moved to the Mondo Lounge:
http://www.lottaliving.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=7527
... and now with The Avenger Babies!
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Postby sky » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:41 am

Last week on "The Pregnant Avenger" ( http://www.lottaliving.com/bb/viewtopic ... ght=#43011 ) :

Image Oh no, something has gone horribly wrong!
Image Oh my God ... It's ... It's ... Frankinatra!

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Police radio: The Frankinatra monster is on the loose! He is traveling east through the Mojave Desert and believed to be heading for Las Vegas. I repeat, Frankinatra is heading for Las Vegas!

And now, the exciting conclusion . . .
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Postby sean » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:49 am

Episode Three, continued

In the wee small hours of the morning, Frankinatra's size 36 Birkenstocks first set foot on the Las Vegas Strip. Shocked by monstrous new mega-resorts, the Chairman of the Undead travels north, stomping his way through old stomping grounds, until he pauses at "Old No Parking Sign 45."

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The accomplished giant sheds some giant tears, and then with the fury of one thousand Modcommers deprived of a meal, Frankinatra reduces the resort to Venetian rubble.

{Meanwhile, back at the Daily Garlic Press}
Some women conceive at the drop of hat, and JulieB is one of those women.
Image My hat! Oh, there it is.
Image I'm sorry, Chief, but I don't have time to cuddle. I just hope that I'm not too late to save Las Vegas . . . and Frankinatra too!

Police radio: The Frankinatra monster appears to be heading toward the Stratosphere. I repeat, Frankinatra is heading toward the Stratosphere!

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{Meanwhile, in Lex Developer's secret lair}
Image I, Lex Developer, speaking out loud to myself, see a golden opportunity to use the chaos in Las Vegas to my advantage. While The Pregnant Avenger is distracted by Frankinatra, I will turn La Concha into La Cruncha!

{Back at the Stratosphere Tower}
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Image Hold on to my waist, Mr. Sinatra. I will fly you out of here for your own safety.

{Simultaneously, at the same time, outside the La Concha building}
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Image Give up, Lex Developer. The Avenger Babies are on the job!
Image You win this time, but you haven't see the last of me!

{The Professor's Lab}
Image Did you lose something, Professor Pepperwinkle?
Image Oh, thank goodness you saved him, Miss Avenger! I'll take better care of Mr. Sinatra now.
Image See that you do. And next time you experiment with the Rat Pack, start out with someone no one cares about, like Joey Bishop.
Image Image {laughter}

Be sure to join us next week for another episode of "The Adventures of the Pregnant Avenger!
Image And don't forget to play miniature golf with The Baby Avengers - in the Mondo Lounge!
http://www.lottaliving.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=7527

(Images and some garbage text repaired. -sky, 2009.10.06)


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